That Time The Veetans Defeated The Tesskans Forever 12/15
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- That Time THE VEETANS Defeated the Tesskans FOREVER!
- written by ryan north
- illustrated by tony cliff
- 12/15
- Nat: So anyway, that's the story, the scientists couldn't figure out how it worked, but they did manage to convince the Drive that the ship it was attached to both the size of a planet, and also located where the Tesskan planet was. And that's how they put the whole planet in a stealth field!
- [Kari looks at Nat]
- Kari: That's it?! That's how we won the war? That's how we got the Tesskans to surrender and keep the peace until now?! With a prank? With "temporal weapons" that don't even exist?!
- Nat: Sure, but the Tesskans didn't know that. And they still don't! Even the Tesskans on the planet were convinced what they witnessed was a normal effect of "temporal incursions resetting localized causality", especially with the Fillipods backing us up.
- Kari: But it's so stupid! The only reason it worked is because of course the Tesskan military would believe we'd build a doomsday weapon, because that's what they'd do! It's a ridiculous magic trick, and the second the Tesskans realize that they've been had, they'll--
- [Kari looks angry]
- [Kari looks into void in realization]
- Kari: Oh my god, I can't tell anyone about this ever.
- Nat: Oh yeah, I forgot to say! Let's totally keep this between you and me, huh?
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