Your Distant Homeland 06/12

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Transcript

  • YOUR DISTANT HOMELAND


  • written and drawn by dylan meconis - dylanmeconis.com
  • 5/12


  • Ivan: You. Posh.
  • Nosh: Nosh.
  • Ivan: Where is Yuri? We have business to discuss.
  • Nosh: I am in charge of shop today.
  • Ivan: Then tell him that we're raising his payment by 40 Neo-Rubles.
  • Nosh: WHAT? Why is this??
  • Ivan: I see how well the shop is doing since you came to work here.
    Thanks to you, Yuri and Irina are able to spend time developing new piroshki recipes.
    They're tempting customers away from other shops.
  • Ivan: I deserve a bigger payment.
  • Nosh: How? You have done nothing to make the shop better!
  • Ivan: Not so. I could have taken this shop away long ago and sold it to clear Sergei's debt.
  • Ivan: And besides, it would be a shame if the local authorities were to find out that the shop's best employee is...
    an illegal alien.
  • Nosh: !!!
  • Ivan: ... Ooh! Marmalade and cottage cheese filling?
  • Nosh: [cold] IS SOLD OUT.


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  • This page is incorrectly labelled as 5/12, both in the image as well as the title text.

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