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• The 3 Fillipods Gruff
• written by Dave Kellett | drivecomic.com
• drawn by Gurihiru | gurihiru.com
• 6/9

• In the afternoon, the largest Fillipod started to scamper across the bridge.
• He had the most dapper bespoke vest on, with a non-functioning pocket watch that nonetheless sold the whole look.
• Mean Old Tesskan: "I'll eat anyone who dares to cross my bridge," growled the mean old Tesskan.
• He was super angry now, as it was long past mealtime, and talk radio had entered into a creepy segment about pickup artists.
• Largest Fillipod: No need to eat me, bro-se-phus, for I have brought you a boon!
• Largest Fillipod: Organic, roasted cauliflower from my veggie co-op... blended so it looks and tastes exactly like mashed potatoes!
• "But that's not possible," said the Tesskan. "Cauliflowers tastes like athlete's foot."
• Largest Fillipod: Home-slice, would I bring you a gift if it didn't taste incredible?!?
• This sounded reasonable to the Tesskan, so he went to try it. But as he spooned his first curious bite, the Fillipod quickly slipped past.
• "Wait! No! Bleaugh! This is super gross!" the Tesskan yelled after him.
• "Add a little salt and butterrrrrrrr..." the Fillipod yelled back, as he scampered up the valley.
• But he was a tiny bit ashamed, as he knew in his heart it was super gross.

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