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• The 3 Fillipods Gruff
• written by Dave Kellett | drivecomic.com
• drawn by Gurihiru | gurihiru.com
• 5/9

• At lunchtime, after she finished an invitation-only viewing at the silent movie theater, the middle Fillipod made her way across the bridge.
• "I'll eat anyone who dares to cross my bridge," growled the mean old Tesskan. He was particularly angry now, as it was lunchtime...
• ... and because talk radio had switched to complaining about taxes.
• "I get it, friend-o. You're hungry," the middle Fillipod said.
• Middle Fillipod: But you should wait and eat my bigger roommate, as he's, like, full-on paleo.
• Middle Fillipod: You definitely won't want to eat me. My pilates instructor has me on a sooooper strict kale-salad diet. And, you know. Kale.
• The Tesskan was not very smart, but even he had to agree that the word "kale" did not sound like a plant that should ever be eaten... and so let her pass.
• "Also, what does 'pilates' actually mean???" he yelled at her, after she was long up the hill.
• She quietly admitted to herself that she didn't actually know.

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