- A Little Time
- by zach weinersmith - smbc-comics.com
- And so, the timeline was restored...
- Ship: We have put right what you put wrong.
- Ship: However, as a permanent punishment, we have altered the pasts of each of your species in ways that are embarrassing.
- Ship: [off-screen] Nosh, your people will have stupid forehead bumps.
- Nosh: Is stylish!
- Ship: [off-screen] Skitter, your people will have embarrassing puberty phases.
- Skitter: Hooray amnesia!
- Ship: Lastly... Humans... Since you are most at fault... Now... Uniquely among intelligent species, your poop will smell really bad.
- Nosh: That's what that is.
- [the Machito is flying in space]
- Nosh: [off-screen] Thought it was dead rat or something.
- Taneel: [off-screen] Shut up, Nosh
- The end!
- Tales of the Drive
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