That Time The Veetans Defeated The Tesskans Forever 09/15

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• That Time THE VEETANS Defeated the Tesskans FOREVER!
• written by ryan north
• illustrated by tony cliff
• 9/15

• Nat: The Veetan fleet flew towards the Tesskan homeworld, with the stealth ship at the middle. The scientists used what little time they had. They came up with a plan.
• Nat: And the rest of the fleet put it into action.
• [Veetan fleet (good guys)
  Tesskan fleet (space trash)
  Stealth ship in middle]
• Nat: Once our fleet got close to the Tesskan homeworld, the Tesskans attacked.
• Kari: Wait: This is the big battle, right? Where the Tesskans realized the horrible proce of messing with we Veetans?
• Nat: Uh... not really. Every ship that was attacked broke formation and headed for home, trailing a Tesskan ship behind them.
• Kari: Wait, what?
• Nat: I told you, the scientists had a plan!
• Kari: Was the plan "be the worst at war ever?" Because that's what this plan sounds like.
• Nat: No, it was to disperse the attack fleet, allowing only the stealth ship and its tow to make it to Tesskan orbit. Right above their homeworld.
• Veetan officer: We're getting weapons locks from orbital and ground-based weapons.
  Oh, and space-based weapons locks too. The ships we lured away are headed back.
• Science Veetan: How many weapins are targeted at us right now?
• Veetan officer: [off-screen] Near as I can tell, uh...
  ... all of them?
• Science Veetan: Open a frequency to Tesskan military high command.
• Veetan officer: [off-screen] On it.
  Open.
• Grand Voss: [off-screen] You are two seconds from being destroyed. Speak quickly.
• Science Veetan: Sir, I will get right to the point. As a recent recruit of the Veetan military, such as it is, I wish to discuss...
• Science Veetan: ... surrender.

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Trivia

• Given the lifespan of an average Tesskan, this is the first appearance of this Grand Voss.
• This is the first appearance of the Veetan officer.