Your Distant Homeland 03/12

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• YOUR DISTANT HOMELAND
  
• written and drawn by dylan meconis - dylanmeconis.com
• 3/12
  
• Nosh: [off-screen] Five year ago, I am in ship passing by Earth on way to new job doing heavy labor for armada.
• Nosh: [off-screen] It has malfunction and crashes outside Moscow.
• Nosh: [off-screen] I am stranded here without even fare for space-cab!
• [sign says москва
  36 KM]
• Nosh: [off-screen] I learn leetle Russian on streets.
• Nosh: [off-screen] I am eating out of garbage all this time, until delicious smell of your store drives me to madness! It is like very expensive and unfortunate compliment to you.
• Nosh: !!
• Yuri: If you can't pay for the damage to our shop, you'll have to work it off.
  You could eat our day-old piroshki and sleep in the kitchen.
• Nosh: This is fair!
• Irina: Yuri, are you sure this is a good idea?
• Yuri: We've needed an employee for awhile now.
  We're not getting any younger.
• [Dingle Dingle!]
• Irina: Oh no.
• Yuri: Ivan Ivanovich!
  Take Nosh into the back, Irina.
• Yuri: Quickly!
• Ivan: What's this ...
• Ivan: - No piroshki ready?
  I hope this doesn't mean you'll be late with your donation again.
• Yuri: Of course not. We're opening late because we're training a... new employee.
• Ivan: You can't afford an employee!
• Nosh: Welcome to best Moscow piroshki shop!
  Would you like sample?
  On Veeta we have special custom called 85-second rule.
• Ivan: ... I stand corrected.

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