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Transcript

• Matthew: Sir? Your royal astronomer is here to see you.
• Emperor Cruz: That one Fillipod guy? No no no no
• Rosary: He says it's important. Says "the sky is falling."
• Emperor Cruz: What does
  What does that even mean?
  UGGGH. Send him in.
• Astronomer: Oh, my most belovéd emperor!'
• [scamper scamper scamper]
• Astronomer: My illustrious liege!
  My sumptuous king, upon whom all eyes feast!
• [*eyeroll* from Emperor Cruz]
• Astronomer: Most magnificent of rulers!
  Monst magnanimous of men!
• Astronomer: I stand before you, oh my sun, moon, and stars...
• Astronomer: ... saddened only that I forgot to bring gloves with me!
• Astronomer: ... because dannnnng you are too hot to handle.
• Emperor Cruz: YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN HOW HUMAN PRAISE WORKS

Trivia

• This page is called "My Illustrious Liege!"
• The royal astronomer was last seen on Page 0154. Hilariously, his understanding of human praise still includes pickup lines.
• Matthew and Rosary are "Drive-i-fied" Patreon supporters! They're real people making a cameo appearance as thanks for their financial contribution. Go to Patreon and support Dave with $10/update for a year to appear as a background character (unlock once you reach $520 total)! Plus other perks.