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Transcript

• La Familia member: Sir, your imperial astronomer wants to see you.
• Emperor Cruz: My what?' My astronomer??
• La Familia member: He says it's important. Keeps saying "the enemy is on the move"
• Emperor Cruz: Fine. Send him in.
• Astronomer: Ohhhh, my liege! My most blesséd emperor!
• Emperor Cruz: [thinks] (Fillipod)
• Astronomer: You, the most omnipotent of men! The sun, moon and stars of our empire!
• Astronomer: My steadfast ruler! My bravest lord!
• Astronomer: My most cherished king!
• [Fillipod feet go scamper scamper scamper]
• Astronomer: Surely you are a parking ticket...
  ...because you've got fine written all over you.
• Emperor Cruz: Wait, what?
• Astronomer: Oh no... which one? I tried studying human praise on the car ride over.

Trivia

• This page is called "Surely You Are a Parking Ticket"