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*'''The 3 Fillipods Gruff'''
*written by Dave Kellett | [http://drivecomic.com drivecomic.com]
*drawn by Gurihiru | [http://gurihiru.com gurihiru.com]
*6/9
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*In the afternoon, the largest Fillipod started to scamper across the bridge.
*He had the most dapper bespoke vest on, with a non-functioning pocket watch that nonetheless sold the whole look.
*'''Mean Old Tesskan:''' "I'll eat anyone who dares to cross my bridge," growled the mean old Tesskan.
*He was super angry now, as it was long past mealtime, and talk radio had entered into a creepy segment about pickup artists.
*'''Largest Fillipod:''' No need to eat me, '''''bro-se-phus,''''' for I have brought you a boon!
*'''Largest Fillipod:''' Organic, roasted cauliflower from my veggie co-op... blended so it looks and tastes exactly like mashed potatoes!
*"But that's not possible," said the Tesskan. "Cauliflowers tastes like athlete's foot."
*'''Largest Fillipod:''' Home-slice, would I bring you a gift if it didn't taste '''''incredible?!?'''''
*This sounded reasonable to the Tesskan, so he went to try it. But as he spooned his first curious bite, the Fillipod quickly slipped past.
*"Wait! No! '''''Bleaugh!''''' This is super gross!" the Tesskan yelled after him.
*"Add a little salt and butterrrrrrrr..." the Fillipod yelled back, as he scampered up the valley.
*But he was a tiny bit ashamed, as he knew in his heart it '''''was''''' super gross.
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*'''Tales of the Drive'''
*Short stories set in the Drive universe.<br />Written and drawn by today's best artists.
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