That Time The Veetans Defeated The Tesskans Forever 01/15

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• That Time THE VEETANS Defeated the Tesskans FOREVER!
• written by ryan north
• illustrated by tony cliff
• 1/15

• [fictional Wiki page]

The Veetan/Tesskan Conflict

From Wikiveetiam the free encyclopedia

The Veetan/Tesskan Conflict, popularly known as the "Tesskan War", began in 2390 with the initial battles between the Tesskan and Human races. As part of their offensive, Tesskans bombed the Veetan planet Orto, which drew the Veetan people into the war in 2393. One week later, the war was over, despite well-known Veetan pacifism. The precise nature of the Veetan victory, and the coditions under which the Tesskans were induced to surrender, remain both classified and mysterious, even to the Tesskan and Veetan peoples themselves.

Major players

[image of the Tesskan war victory monument, titled The Veetan/Tesskan C, probably "The Veetan/Tesskan Conflict"]

• Kari: Okay, clearly the official history's not going to tell me anything I don't know.
• [Slap]
• Kari: Time to go off the grid.
• [Kari holds a book called The NICK or TIME
  How a Time Traveller Named "Nicholas" helped The Veetans Win The Tesskan War
  by (bestselling author) Nocholas Chronoblatz]
• [Kari holds a book called The Blesskin War
  How Secret Veetan Mind Control Monks Saved Our Galaxy
  by Lemmle K. Cerebellum, W...]
• [Kari holds a book called Whoah! Robots Called 'The Illumiboti' Ended the Tesskan War...
  and then deleted our memories about them
  The secret truth that they don't want you to k[now]
  The Novelization of the Hit Blog
  by Eyeseer the Visionmaster]
• Kari: "Off the grid" is full of crazy and I need to remember that.
• Librarian: Hey!
• [librarian points at sign that reads No throwing our crazy books over your shoulder in disgust
  I mean, we get it, but they still cost money.']
• [more signs read
  [S]top [w]atching those videos, ge[...]
  and
  Please limit "faring wit[h] friends" tim[e] to 24 hour [o]r less.]

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Trivia

• This is the first appearance of Kari and also of the Veetan librarian.
• Wikiveetia trivia:
  • Differences to usual wikis include "Discuss peacefully" instead of "Talk", "Haaalp!" instead of "Help", and "Featured 'content'" instead of "Featured content".
  • Similarly to the globe consisting of puzzle pieces for the Wikipedia logo, the Wikiveeta logo is a Veetan face with a missing puzzle piece
• Kari's laptop has a pineapple symbol that parodies Apple's Macbook
• The Illumiboti are a parody of the Illuminati